My profile. It may come in handy

My profile. Just so ya know:

My self-summary

I like bike rides and dancing all night. Second Lines and fishing lines. Football, tailgating. I love festivals, camping, bar-b-qing, being on the river, deep sea fishing, political debates, good company, drinking on the parade route, basically living off the simple things.

What I’m doing with my life

Living

I’m really good at

Finding the absolute coolest thing going on at any given moment in any given place! :)

The first things people usually notice about me

My personality, I guess... but that makes me sound like a troll! LOL

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Wow I'm no good with "favorites"
- Tom Robins is my favorite author. Any of his books really
- Fight Club
- sadly, Rent...
- Any music with a super tight horn section
- Best food is the food you catch yourself

The six things I could never do without

I'm pretty minimalistic.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

things n stuff

On a typical Friday night I am

Usually off doing something. It's the "what" that's hard to say. I'm pretty adventurous so there is no telling where I may end up.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit

I hate every picture that has ever been taken of me. I now know this for a fact.

I’m looking for

• Guys who like girls
• Ages 35–55
• Near me
• Who are single
• For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

You should message me if

for a good time... lol, sorry, I couldn't help myself.

Do you like Pina Coladas

The online dating adventures of ME, because they're just too great to not share.
For a little background: I'm 42. I'm recently single. I live in the hippest neighborhood in the best city in the entire world. My nights out alone are worthy of a blog.
A few weeks ago, upon the final and official demise of a lengthy relationship, I decided (bullshit, I was pushed!) to inject myself into the online dating world. I happen to be the biggest extrovert on the planet and the irony of the fact that I have a profile on a dating site is... but, I digress.
So, online dating - Yeah, here I am.
As the stories continue to pile up, and I find myself repeating the same ones to each individual friend, it has occurred to me "Hey, people might enjoy reading this shit!"
Which is why now, without further introduction, I bring to you:
My life... It's like Sex in The City minus the expensive shoes.